Special little doors!

The photo shows me using a special little door, Mum and Dad call it a 'cat-flap', but I use it more than Dylan! It makes a loud 'clacking' noise when I go in or out so it's difficult to be sneaky.
When I first came to live here I didn't know I could get through the cat-flap and I used to push my head through and watch what was going on in the garden. Then one day I, ever so slowly, put my front legs through, then my body and 'hey' my whole-self! Now I can go in or out in a second!!
Yesterday Dad took me onto what we call 'the hillies'. I found something really gorgeous (they said stinky) to roll in. I rolled and rolled and then rolled too much and fell into a dyke! Mum couldn't believe her eyes (or nose) when I got home. I had loads of green and brown 'stuff' all over my back and neck....Mum kept walking away from me saying 'pooh'. I feel the same about her 'channel no.5'.